The Woodlands FOOD & DRINKS

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Additional Dietary Information
Available With Modifications

Draft

LPE House Lager
5% • American Lager
LG 7

Michelob Ultra
4.2% • American Light Lager
LG 7.50

Miller Lite
4.2% • American Lite Lager
LG 7.50

Modelo Especial
4.4% • Mexican Lager
LG 7.50

Golden Road ‘Mango Cart’
4% • Mango Wheat Ale
LG 7.50

Karbach 'Crawford' Bach
4.4% • Amber Lager
LG 7.50

Stone Delicious IPA
7.7% • IPA
LG 8

Saint Arnold 'Art Car'
7.1% • NWIPA
LG 8

Lone Pint ‘Yellow Rose Smash’
7.1% • IPA
LG 9

Guinness
LG 0.5L
LG 10

Not Draft

Pabst Blue Ribbon
5% • 12oz

5

Miller Lite
4.2% • 12oz

6

Corona Extra
4.5% • 330ML

6

Stella Artois
5% • 11.2oz

6

The Finnish Long Drink
0g Sugar

10

High Noon Seltzer
Vodka Lime or Tequila Lime

9

Happy Dad Seltzer
5% • 12oz

9

Coffee

Beans are couriered fresh from JJ Bean every week, and ground just prior to brewing. Oat milk available.

Drip Coffee

3.50

Espresso

3

Americano

4

Cappuccino

5

Latte

5

Cocktails & Highballs

The Beautiful Drink
Vodka, yuzu, pomegranate, lime, mint​

14

Watermelon Sling
Absolut Raspberri vodka, watermelon​, pineapple, lemon, sparkling wine, Tajin

14

Pink Spritz
Absolut Raspberri vodka, watermelon, guava, lime, soda, rosé, sparkling wine, cucumber

12

Sassy Sangria Crush
Red and white wine, cranberry, guava, lime, ginger beer, cucumber, Fireball

11

Spicy Guava Margarita
El Tequileño Private Selection Blanco tequila, guava, triple sec, lime, pepper, Tajin

14

Skinny Mango Marg
El Tequileño Legacy reposado tequila,​ triple sec, mango, lime, salt, Tajin, no added sugar

14

Frozen Margarita
Satisfyingly slushy El Tequileño blanco tequila, lime juice, cane syrup

14

Arctic Airliner Slush
Bourbon, rhubarb, lemon​ saffron, mint, vanilla

13

Old Smoky
Woodford Reserve Bourbon, cherry, Carpano Classico, cocoa bitters applewood smoked tableside

19

Start Me Up
Baileys', Kahlua, vodka, iced coffee

14

Martinis

Grey Goose +4 Titos or Ketel one +2 Hendrick’s +2

The Classic LPE Martini
Ketel One vodka or Tanqueray gin, vermouth, 3 stuffed olives, extra martini
Make it dirty n/c

19

Cosmopolitan
Vodka, triple sec, cranberry, lime

15

Espresso Martini
Vodka, Kahlua, espresso

14

Lemon Drop
Vodka, triple sec, lemon, cane syrup
Have as a shot $7

14

Familiar Faves

LPE Bloody Mary
Tito’s vodka, tomato, spice, lemon, pickled pepper
make it a Caesar n/c

13

Casamigos Margarita
Casamigos Blanco tequila, triple sec, cane syrup, lime
Lalo Blanco tequila +1

Cincoro añejo tequila +12

16

Old Fashioned
Old Forester bourbon, cane syrup, aromatic bitters, Amarena cherry
Maker’s Mark Bourbon +1

Rabbit Hole Dareringer Bourbon +8

Michter’s US *1 bourbon +9

15

Group Activities

Group Activities

Cold Tea
It’s teatime – Jameson, peach, cucumber, Sprite

24 for a pot

Espresso Mar-Tiny
Like the other thing, but small and you shoot it

7 ea

Wine & Bubbly

White or Red
glass 9

8oz 14

Avantgarde by Mionetto [it]
Prosecco
glass 11

bottle 50

Medici Ermete Lambrusco [it]
Red Bub
glass 10

bottle 45

Taittinger [fr]
Champagne
glass 22

bottle 105

Gloria Ferrer [cal]
Brut
bottle 60

Juliette [fr]
All Day
glass 12

8oz 19

bottle 60

H&B [fr]
Provence
bottle 62

The Seeker [ger]
Riesling
glass 11

8oz 17

bottle 50

Borghi ad Est [it]
Pinot Grigio
glass 13

8oz 20

bottle 60

Mohua [nz]
Sauvignon Blanc
glass 14

8oz 22

bottle 65

Rombauer [cal]
Sauvignon Blanc
glass 16

8oz 25

bottle 75

Delaporte [fr]
Sancerre
bottle 79

Carmel Road [cal]
Chardonnay
glass 13

8oz 20

bottle 60

Simonnet Febvre [fr]
Chablis
glass 17

8oz 27

bottle 80

King Estate ‘Domaine’ [or]
Pinot Gris
bottle 72

Matrot [fr]
White Burgundy
bottle 75

Brewer Clifton [cal]
Chardonnay
bottle 86

Lingua Franca [or]
Chardonnay
bottle 96

Gabbiano [it]
Chianti Classico
glass 12

8oz 19

bottle 45

Battle Creek [or]
Pinot Noir
glass 13

8oz 20

bottle 60

Flowers [cal]
Pinot Noir
glass 22

8oz 35

bottle 105

Palacios ‘Remondo’ [sp]
Rioja
bottle 72

Calera [cal]
Pinot Noir
bottle 89

Marietta ‘OVR’ [cal]
Red Blend
glass 12

8oz 19

bottle 55

Broadbent [wa]
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass 14

8oz 22

bottle 60

Synthesis [cal]
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass 19

8oz 30

bottle 90

Ridge ‘Three Valleys’ [cal]
Zin Blend
bottle 86

Dame de Gaffeliere [fr]
St Emilion
bottle 90

Honig [cal]
Cabernet Sauvignon
bottle 98

Veuve Clicquot Brut or Brut Rose [fr]
Champagne
bottle 145

Chateau Montelena Chardonnay [cal]
Chardonnay
bottle 145

Cont’Ugo by Guado al Tasso [it]
Super Tuscan
bottle 120

Tenute Nardi [it]
Brunello
bottle 165

Larkmead [cal]
Cabernet Sauvignon
bottle 210

Zero Proof

Big Peach Energy
Red Bull White Peach, pineapple, guava​, lime, soda, jalapeño

12

Italian Stallion
0% Torino Aperitivo, mango​, lime, Fever-Tree ginger beer

12

Business Hours Paloma
Grapefruit, mango, lime, salt, Sprite

10

Spicy Guava Placebo
Guava, lime, ginger ale, pepper, Tajin

7

Athletic ‘Run Wild’ IPA
0.5%

6

Guinness 0.0%

10

Corona Non Alc 0%

6

Red Bull / Sugarfree / Peach Edition

5

Sparkling / Still Bottled Water

9.75

Topo Chico

6

Starters

LOCAL Fried Chicken [LFC]
Southern-style crispy chicken with your choice of:

17

Chips, Dips & Crudités
Hummus with tapenade & mint, truffle honey ranch, seasoned chips, carrots, celery, red peppers [V, GF**]

16

Spicy Garlic Edamame
Smoky soy, garlic, ginger, chili sauce [V]

10

Shrimp & Pork Dumplings
Six steamed dumplings with ginger and garlic chili sauce, spicy mayo, sliced green onion, cilantro

16

Fully Loaded Crispy Potatoes
Crispy pavé potatoes, parmesan horseradish aioli, bacon, jalapeños, shaved Grana Padano [V**, GF**]

13

Hot Wings
With blue cheese [GF**]
Add carrots and celery +2

18

Nachos
Fresh tortilla chips, layered with four cheeses, refried black beans, pickled red onion, grape tomatoes, jalapeños, crema [GF, V]
Add Guac +4

Add Spiced Ground Beef +4

25

Pork Chiquito Tacos
Three slow-cooked pork tacos, shredded cabbage, pickled chilies, feta, cilantro

13

Salads

Add: Blackened Chicken +7.50 Blackened Shrimp +9 Blackened 8oz Sirloin +15 Blackened 14oz Prime NY +45 Avocado +2.50

Pearl Couscous Salad
Piquillo peppers, Castelvetrano olives, hummus, cucumbers, semi-dried tomatoes, almonds, crispy chickpeas [V, GF**]

18

Peanut Noodle Satay Salad
Grilled chicken, peanut sauce, cabbage, cilantro, mint, coconut lime dressing

19

Calabrian Caesar Salad
Whole romaine hearts, panko parmesan, bacon, crispy capers, calabrian chili-spiked dressing [GF**]

14

LPE Greens
Fresh greens, aged cheddar, charred corn, candied sunflower seeds, pickled red grapes, cherry tomatoes, white balsamic vinaigrette [GF, V, PF]

13

Press Burgers

Two hand-pressed patties, toasted buns, premium groceries with fries. Make it a triple +3 | Add a fried egg +2.50 HOLD THE FRIES! Greens / Caesar Salad / Onion Rings / Yam Fries +2.50

The LOCAL Burger
Melted American cheese, caramelized onions, tomato, shredded lettuce, secret house sauce [GF**]

18

Trophy Burger
American cheese, caramelized onions, bacon, pickles, red onion, garlic butter, red chili aioli [GF**]

21

Deluxe Burger
Smoked bacon and aged cheddar cheese... the classic way! [GF**]

21

Steaks

14OZ Prime New York Steak
Crispy pavé potatoes, horseradish & parmesan aioli, seared snap peas, fresh jalapeños, Grana Padano
Add: Blackened Shrimp +9

70

Steak & Dumplings
Grilled 8oz sirloin, our signature shrimp & pork dumplings, garlic chili sauce, gochujang mayo
Upgrade: 14oz Prime NY Steak +36

Add: Blackened Shrimp +9

38

Steak & Fries
Grilled 8oz sirloin, dijon peppercorn sauce, fries [GF]
Upgrade: 14oz Prime NY Steak +36

Add: Fried Egg +2.25

Add: Blackened Shrimp +9

34

Open-Faced Steak Sandwich
Grilled 8oz sirloin, Gruyère garlic toast, caramelized onions, mushrooms, red wine sauce, fries
Upgrade: 14oz Prime NY Steak +36

38

Steak Fajitas
Seared peppers, onions & beans, warm flour tortillas, fire-roasted salsa, sour cream, fresh guacamole
For One: 8oz sirloin​ 40

For Two: 14oz Prime NY Steak 75

Not a Burger

HOLD THE FRIES! Greens / Caesar Salad / Onion Rings / Yam Fries +2.50

Ahi Tuna Club
Grilled rare, bacon, sweet pepper relish, onion ring

23

Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Crispy chicken breast, fresno chili honey, spicy dust, pickles, smoky ranch

19.50

Fish Tacos
Two beer-battered fish tacos, garlic aioli, pico de gallo [GF**]
Add a Taco +6

16.50

Blackened Chicken Sandwich
Bacon aioli, cheddar cheese, tomato, shredded lettuce, pickled onion [GF**]
Add Avocado +2.50

19

The Breakfast Sandwich
Two fried eggs, American cheese, bacon, crispy onion ring, Valentina’s hot sauce, smoky ranch [GF**]
Add a Burger Patty +3

16

Mains

Enchiladas
Three oven-baked enchiladas stuffed with roasted corn, black beans, spicy chipotle crema, melted cheese
Add: Grilled Chicken +7.50

Grilled 8oz Sirloin +15

Grilled 14oz Prime NY Steak +52

21

Panang Prawn Curry Rice Bowl
Grilled shrimp, spicy coconut curry, toasted peanuts, Thai basil

23

Fried Chicken Ramen
Miso sesame broth, charred corn, bean sprouts, soft-boiled egg, fried chicken

24

#1 Ahi Tuna Poké Rice Bowl
Roasted garlic and ginger soy, edamame, crispy tofu, seasoned cucumbers, miso mayo
Add Avocado +2.50

23

Seared Chicken
Full breast of chicken, sriracha butter sauce, corn & potato croquette, snap peas

32

BBQ Rice Bowl
Korean BBQ-style pork, ginger, garlic, soy sauce, fried egg, pickled onion, cabbage, cilantro, spicy mayo

23

Pizza

Fresh house-made dough baked to a crisp, light crust. Our tomato sauce is prepared using organic Bianco DiNapoli tomatoes. Sub Gluten Free Crust +2 WHEN YOU DIP, WE DIP, PIZZA DIP! Truffle Ranch, Spicy Chipotle, Garlic Parmesan +2.50

BBQ Chicken
Smoky BBQ & tomato sauce, mozzarella, roasted chicken, bacon, pickled red onions, cilantro, truffle ranch

20

Carnivore
Tomato sauce, spianata salami, bacon, fennel sausage, mozzarella

21

Tandoori Chicken
Chutney, mozzarella, red onions, fresh green peppers, tandoori roasted chicken, cilantro, drizzled yogurt

21

Portobello Mushroom
Ricotta, mozzarella, caramelized onion, Pecorino Romano [V]

20

Pepperoni Supremo
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, pickled jalapeños, honey, fresh basil

21

Spicy Salami
Calabrian chili-infused tomato sauce, spianata salami, mozzarella, piquillo peppers, Pecorino Romano

20

Regular Pie
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, shaved garlic, chili flakes, oregano [V]

18

Dessert

Peanut Butter & Chocolate Cup
Two layers topped with chocolate cookie crumble, vanilla ice cream, salted caramel sauce [V, GF**]

10.50

Warm Apple Cobbler
Slow-cooked cinnamon apples, walnut caramel, vanilla ice cream [V]

11.50

Food

Steak & Eggs
Grilled 8oz sirloin, garlic butter, two fried eggs, crispy pavé potatoes, lemon arugula salad
Upgrade: 14oz NY Steak +36

27.50

Slow-Cooked Pork Hash
Fried egg, caramelized onions, bacon, pickled peppers, crispy pavé potatoes

18

Belgian Waffles
Two waffles, maple syrup, berry compote, vanilla whipped cream [V]

15

Farmers Breakfast
Two fried eggs, crispy pavé potatoes, bacon, sourdough toast

17

Huevos Rancheros
Warm corn tortillas, black beans, melted cheese, salsa, sour cream, fresh avocado, cilantro, tortilla chips [V, GF**]

19

Avocado Eggs Benny
Poached eggs, grilled avocado, pico de gallo, brown butter hollandaise, crispy pavé potatoes [V]

17.50

Eggs Benny
Poached eggs, smoked bacon, brown butter hollandaise, crispy pavé potatoes

17.50

Brunch Pizza
Free run egg, bacon, hollandaise, pickled jalapeños, caramelized onions, arugula

20

Breakfast Sandwich
Two fried eggs, American cheese, bacon, crispy onion ring, Valentina’s hot sauce, smoky ranch [GF**]
Add a Burger Patty +3

16

Drinks

Beermosa
House Lager with your choice of orange, grapefruit, pineapple or guava

10

LPE Bloody Mary
Tito’s vodka, tomato, spice, lemon, pickled pepper
make it a Caesar n/c

13

Mimosa
Choose your juice: orange, guava, grapefruit or pineapple

10

Brunch Towers

Beermosa
Lager and orange juice for the whole table

49

Mimosa
Mimosas always taste better with friends. Lots of friends

59

Feeling Extra?

Free Run Egg

2.5

Grilled Avocado

4

Brown Butter Hollandaise

2.5

Bacon

3

Crispy Pavé Potatoes

4.5

ADDITIONAL DIETARY INFORMATION

These are prepared to be gluten-free, but please note that foods containing wheat are prepared in our kitchens & cross-contamination may occur.