The Woodlands FOOD & DRINKS

Additional Dietary Information
  • Vegetarian
  • Gluten-Free
  • Plant-Forward
  • Available With Modifications

Draft

LPE House Lager
5% • American Lager
LG 7.25

Michelob Ultra
4.2% • American Light Lager
LG 7.75

Miller Lite
4.2% • American Lite Lager
LG 7.75

Modelo Especial
4.4% • Mexican Lager
LG 7.75

Karbach 'Crawford' Bach
4.4% • Amber Lager
LG 7.75

Pilsner Urquell
LG 0.5L
LG 12

Stone Delicious IPA
7.7% • IPA
LG 8.25

Saint Arnold 'Art Car'
7.1% • NWIPA
LG 8.25

Lone Pint ‘Yellow Rose Smash’
7.1% • IPA
LG 9.25

Guinness
LG 0.5L
LG 10.50

Not Draft

Pabst Blue Ribbon
5% • 12oz

5.25

Miller Lite
4.2% • 12oz

6.25

Corona Extra
4.5% • 330ML

6.25

Stella Artois
5% • 11.2oz

6.25

The Finnish Long Drink
0g Sugar

10.50

High Noon Seltzers
Vodka Pineapple or Watermelon, Tequila Grapefruit

9

Coffee

Beans are couriered fresh every week, and ground just prior to brewing. Oat milk available.

Drip Coffee

3.75

Espresso

3

Americano

4

Cappuccino

5.25

Latte

5.25

Cocktails & Highballs

The Beautiful Drink
Vodka, yuzu, pomegranate, lime, mint​

14.50

Almost Famous
Olmeca Altos Plata tequila, Del Maguey Vida Puebla mezcal, passion fruit, seville orange, nut-free orgeat, lime

16

A Very Nice Sangria
Red wine, Captain Morgan white rum, guava, lemon, Fever-Tree ginger beer

10

Spicy Guava Margarita
El Tequileño Private Selection Blanco tequila, guava, triple sec, lime, pepper, Tajin

15

Skinny Mango Marg
El Tequileño Legacy reposado tequila,​ triple sec, mango, lime, salt, Tajin, no added sugar

14.50

Frozen Margarita
El Tequileño Private Selection blanco tequila, triple sec, cane syrup, lime

14.50

Old Smoky
Woodford Reserve bourbon, cherry, Carpano Classico, cocoa bitters Applewood smoked tableside

19.75

The Four Horsemen
Maker's Mark bourbon​, Averna amaro, apricot, aromatic bitters

20

Start Me Up
Baileys, Kahlua, vodka, iced coffee

14.50

Frozen Spiked Coffee
Jameson irish whiskey, vanilla, chocolate, nutmeg

13

Martinis

  • Grey Goose+2
  • Titos or Ketel one+2
  • Hendrick’s+4
The Classic LPE Martini
Ketel One vodka or Tanqueray gin, vermouth, 3 stuffed olives, extra martini
Make it dirty n/c

19

Snow Falling on Kyoto
Suntory Toki Black Japanese whisky, yuzu, orgeat, lemon, jasmine

15

Cosmopolitan
Vodka, triple sec, cranberry, lime

15

Espresso Martini
Vodka, Kahlua, espresso

15

Familiar Faves

Hugo Spritz
St~Germain, sparkling wine, soda, lime, mint

17

LPE Bloody Mary
Tito’s vodka, tomato, spice, lemon, pickled pepper
make it a Caesar n/c

13.50

Casamigos Margarita
Casamigos blanco tequila, triple sec, cane syrup, lime
Lalo blanco tequila +1
Cincoro añejo tequila +12

16.75

Old Fashioned
Old Forester bourbon, cane syrup, aromatic bitters, Amarena cherry
Maker’s Mark bourbon +1
Rabbit Hole Dareringer bourbon +8.25
Michter’s US *1 bourbon +9.25

15.50

Group Activities

Group Activities

Piña Picante
Don Julio 1942, Tajín, pineapple

38 Per Person

Mimosa
Two bottles of brut with choice of juice: orange, grapefruit or pineapple • 750ml x2

61.25 For The Table

Cold Tea
It’s teatime – Jameson, peach, cucumber, Sprite

25 for a pot

Espresso Mar-Tiny
Like the other thing, but small and you shoot it

8 ea

Wine & Bubbly

White or Red
bottle
glass 9.25
8oz 14.50

Codorníu Rosé Cava [sp]
Pink Bub
8oz
glass 12
bottle 50

Avantgarde by Mionetto [it]
Prosecco
8oz
glass 12.50
bottle 57.25

Medici Ermete Lambrusco [it]
Red Bub
glass
8oz
bottle 57.25

Taittinger [fr]
Champagne
8oz
glass 23
bottle 109.25

Gloria Ferrer [cal]
Brut
glass
8oz
bottle 62.50

Domaine Gassier (FR)
All Day
glass 12.50
8oz 19.75
bottle 57.25

H&B [fr]
Provence
glass
8oz
bottle 64.50

Borghi ad Est [it]
Pinot Grigio
glass 13.50
8oz 20.75
bottle 62

Mohua [nz]
Sauvignon Blanc
glass 14.50
8oz 23
bottle 62.50

Rombauer [cal]
Sauvignon Blanc
glass 16.75
8oz 26
bottle 78

Delaporte [fr]
Sancerre
glass
8oz
bottle 89

Carmel Road [cal]
Chardonnay
glass 13.50
8oz 20.75
bottle 62.50

Simonnet Febvre [fr]
Chablis
glass 17.75
8oz 28
bottle 83

King Estate ‘Domaine’ [or]
Pinot Gris
glass
8oz
bottle 75

Brewer Clifton [cal]
Chardonnay
glass
8oz
bottle 86

Lingua Franca [or]
Chardonnay
glass
8oz
bottle 96

Chateau Montelena Chardonnay [cal]
Chardonnay
glass
8oz
bottle 120

Gabbiano [it]
Chianti Classico
glass 12.50
8oz 19.75
bottle 46.75

Battle Creek [or]
Pinot Noir
glass 13.50
8oz 20.75
bottle 62.50

Flowers [cal]
Pinot Noir
glass 23
8oz 36.50
bottle 109

Palacios ‘Remondo’ [sp]
Rioja
glass
8oz
bottle 75

Calera [cal]
Pinot Noir
glass
8oz
bottle 89

Marchesi di Barolo [it]
Barolo
glass
8oz
bottle 125

Marietta ‘OVR’ [cal]
Red Blend
glass 12.50
8oz 19.75
bottle 57.25

Broadbent [wa]
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass 14.50
8oz 23
bottle 62.50

Synthesis [cal]
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass 19.75
8oz 31.25
bottle 93.50

Dame de Gaffeliere [fr]
St Emilion
glass
8oz
bottle 93.50

Honig [cal]
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass
8oz
bottle 102

Veuve Clicquot Brut or Brut Rosé [fr]
Champagne
glass
8oz
bottle 145.50

Chateau Montelena Chardonnay [cal]
Chardonnay
glass
8oz
bottle 145

Cont’Ugo by Guado al Tasso [it]
Super Tuscan
glass
8oz
bottle 124.75

Tenute Nardi [it]
Brunello
glass
8oz
bottle 165

Orin Swift ‘Palermo’ [cal]
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass
8oz
bottle 140

Larkmead [cal]
Cabernet Sauvignon
glass
8oz
bottle 218.50

Louis Jadot [fr]
Meursault
glass
8oz
bottle 190

Kosta Browne [cal]
Pinot Noir
glass
8oz
bottle 240

Zero Proof

Big Peach Energy
Red Bull White Peach, pineapple, guava​, lime, soda, mint

10.50

Italian Stallion
0% Torino Aperitivo, mango​, lime, Fever-Tree ginger beer

12

Business Hours Paloma
Grapefruit, mango, lime, salt, Sprite

10.50

Spicy Guava Placebo
Guava, lime, ginger ale, pepper, Tajin

7.25

Kim Crawford Illuminate Sauvignon Blanc 0.5% [nz​]
5oz 11
8oz 17.50
BTL 50

Athletic ‘Run Wild’ IPA
0.5%

6.25

Guinness 0.0%

10.25

Corona Non Alc 0%

6

Red Bull / Sugarfree / White Peach

5.25

Sparkling / Still Bottled Water

10

Topo Chico

6.25

Starters

Spicy Tuna Handroll Plate
Warm sushi rice, sesame & panko crunch, crisp nori for wrapping

19

BBQ Pork Lettuce Wraps
Korean BBQ-style pork, ginger & scallion sauce, cucumber kimchi, butter lettuce

22

LOCAL Fried Chicken [LFC]
Southern-style crispy chicken, hot honey, sliced pickles

17.75

Chips, Dips & Crudités
Vegetarian Gluten Free *
Hummus with tapenade & mint, truffle honey ranch, seasoned chips, carrots, celery, red peppers

16.75

Spicy Garlic Edamame
Vegetarian
Smoky soy, garlic, ginger, chili sauce

10.50

Shrimp Dumplings
Six steamed dumplings with ginger and garlic chili sauce, spicy mayo, sliced green onion, cilantro

17

Crispy Pavé Potatoes
Truffle ranch, crispy bacon, scallions, Grana Padano

17

Hot Wings
Gluten Free *
With blue cheese
Add carrots and celery +2

18.75

Nachos
Vegetarian Gluten Free
Fresh tortilla chips, layered with four cheeses, refried black beans, pickled red onion, grape tomatoes, jalapeños, crema
Add Guac +5
Add Spiced Ground Beef +4.25

25.50

Salads

Add:

  • Blackened Chicken+7.50
  • Blackened Shrimp+9
  • Grilled Salmon+16.50
  • Blackened 8oz Sirloin+15
  • Blackened 14oz Prime NY+52
  • Avocado+2.50
Peanut Noodle Satay Salad
Grilled chicken, peanut sauce, cabbage, cilantro, mint, coconut lime dressing

19.50

Calabrian Caesar Salad
Gluten Free *
Romaine, calabrian chili caesar dressing, warm sourdough & parm croutons, Grana Padano

15

LPE Greens
Vegetarian Gluten Free Plant Forward
Fresh greens, aged cheddar, charred corn, candied sunflower seeds, pickled red grapes, cherry tomatoes, white balsamic vinaigrette

13.50

Handhelds

Two hand-pressed patties, toasted buns, premium groceries with fries.

Add a fried egg +2.50 | Make it a triple +3

HOLD THE FRIES! Greens / Caesar Salad / Onion Rings / Yam Fries +2.50

Chef’s Burger
Gluten Free *
Our favourite... smashed with thinly shaved onions, American cheese, applewood aioli

22

The LOCAL Burger
Gluten Free *
Melted American cheese, caramelized onions, tomato, shredded lettuce, secret house sauce

19

Trophy Burger
Gluten Free *
American cheese, caramelized onions, bacon, pickles, red onion, garlic butter, red chili aioli

22

Deluxe Burger
Gluten Free *
Smoked bacon and aged cheddar cheese... the classic way!

22

Ahi Tuna Club
Grilled rare, bacon, sweet pepper relish, onion ring

24

Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Crispy chicken breast, fresno chili honey, spicy dust, pickles, smoky ranch

20.50

Fish Tacos
Gluten Free *
Two beer-battered fish tacos, garlic aioli, pico de gallo
Add a Taco +6.25

17.50

The Breakfast Sandwich
Gluten Free *
Two fried eggs, American cheese, bacon, crispy onion ring, Valentina’s hot sauce, smoky ranch
Add a Burger Patty +3

17.50

Steaks

14OZ Prime NY Steak
Mashed potato, corn croquette, grilled asparagus, red wine jus, garlic butter
Add: Blackened Shrimp +9

70

Steak & Dumplings
Grilled 8oz sirloin, our signature shrimp & pork dumplings, garlic chili sauce, gochujang mayo
Upgrade: 14oz Prime NY Steak +36
Add: Blackened Shrimp +9

38

Steak & Fries
Gluten Free
Grilled 8oz sirloin, dijon peppercorn sauce, fries
Upgrade: 14oz Prime NY Steak +36
Add: Fried Egg +2.50
Add: Blackened Shrimp +9

34.50

Open-Faced Steak Sandwich
Grilled 8oz sirloin, Gruyère garlic toast, caramelized onions, mushrooms, red wine sauce, fries
Upgrade: 14oz Prime NY Steak +36

38

Steak Fajitas
Gluten Free *
Seared peppers, onions & beans, warm flour tortillas, fire-roasted salsa, sour cream, fresh guacamole
For One: 8oz sirloin​ 41.50
For Two: 14oz Prime NY Steak 78

Mains

Grilled Salmon
Crispy corn croquette, mashed potato, grilled asparagus, citrus butter sauce

34

Panang Prawn Curry Rice Bowl
Grilled shrimp, spicy coconut curry, toasted peanuts, Thai basil

24

Fried Chicken Ramen
Miso sesame broth, charred corn, bean sprouts, soft-boiled egg, fried chicken

25

#1 Ahi Tuna Poké Rice Bowl
Roasted garlic and ginger soy, edamame, crispy tofu, seasoned cucumbers, miso mayo
Add Avocado +2.50

24

Seared Chicken
Full breast, piquillo peppers, snap peas, corn croquette, sriracha butter sauce, scallion oil

33

BBQ Rice Bowl
Korean BBQ-style pork, ginger, garlic, soy sauce, fried egg, pickled onion, cabbage, cilantro, spicy mayo

24.50

Pizza

Fresh house-made dough baked to a crisp, light crust. Our tomato sauce is prepared using organic Bianco DiNapoli tomatoes.

  • Sub Gluten Free Crust+2

WHEN YOU DIP, WE DIP, PIZZA DIP!

Truffle Ranch, Spicy Chipotle, Garlic Parmesan +2.50

BBQ Chicken
Smoky BBQ & tomato sauce, mozzarella, roasted chicken, bacon, pickled red onions, cilantro, truffle ranch

20

Carnivore
Tomato sauce, spianata salami, bacon, fennel sausage, mozzarella

21

Tandoori Chicken
Chutney, mozzarella, red onions, fresh green peppers, tandoori roasted chicken, cilantro, drizzled yogurt

21

Portobello Mushroom
Vegetarian
Ricotta, mozzarella, caramelized onion, Pecorino Romano

20

Pepperoni Supremo
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, pickled jalapeños, honey, fresh basil

21

Regular Pie
Vegetarian
Tomato sauce, mozzarella, shaved garlic, chili flakes, oregano

18

Dessert

Crème Brûlée French Toast
Vegetarian
Vanilla ice cream, blueberry compote, warm maple syrup

12.50

Banana Cream Pie
Vegetarian
Spiced cookie crust, fresh bananas, whisky caramel sauce​

13

Peanut Butter & Chocolate Cup
Vegetarian Gluten Free *
Two layers topped with chocolate cookie crumble, vanilla ice cream, salted caramel sauce

11.50

Warm Apple Cobbler
Vegetarian
Slow-cooked cinnamon apples, walnut caramel, vanilla ice cream

12.50

Happy Hour

Monday - Friday 3pm-6pm* and Sunday - Thursday 9pm - Close

Chips, Dips & Crudité

12

Shrimp Dumplings

12

Hot Wings

16

Nachos

19.50

All Steaks

5 OFF

ALL PIZZAS

5 OFF

Add Dip
Truffle Ranch, Spicy Chipotle, Garlic Parmesan

2.50

LPE House Lager • 0.35L

4

Always on Tap Domestic Beer

5.50

Bottle of Wine
Red / White / Rosé / Bubbly

51% OFF

Rail Highballs

5

Start Me Up

8

Old Fashioned

8

Margaritas

3 OFF

Martinis

3 OFF

Spritzes

3 OFF

Food

Steak & Eggs
Grilled 8oz sirloin, garlic butter, two fried eggs, crispy pavé potatoes, lemon arugula salad
Upgrade: 14oz NY Steak +36

28

Crème Brûlée French Toast
Vegetarian
Vanilla custard, blueberry compote, warm maple syrup

18.25

Farmers Breakfast
Two fried eggs, crispy pavé potatoes, bacon, sourdough toast

18

Huevos Rancheros
Vegetarian Gluten Free *
Warm corn tortillas, black beans, melted cheese, salsa, sour cream, fresh avocado, cilantro, tortilla chips

19.75

Avocado Eggs Benny
Vegetarian
Poached eggs, grilled avocado, pico de gallo, brown butter hollandaise, crispy pavé potatoes

18.25

Eggs Benny
Poached eggs, smoked bacon, brown butter hollandaise, crispy pavé potatoes

18.25

Brunch Pizza
Free run egg, bacon, hollandaise, pickled jalapeños, caramelized onions, arugula

21.50

Breakfast Sandwich
Gluten Free *
Two fried eggs, American cheese, bacon, crispy onion ring, Valentina’s hot sauce, smoky ranch
Add a Burger Patty +3

17.50

Drinks

LPE Bloody Mary
Tito’s vodka, tomato, spice, lemon, pickled pepper
make it a Caesar n/c

13

Mimosa
Choose your juice: orange, grapefruit or pineapple

10.50

Brunch Towers

Mimosa
Two bottles of brut with choice of juice: orange, grapefruit or pineapple • 750ml x2

61.25

Feeling Extra

Free Run Egg

2.50

Grilled Avocado

4.25

Brown Butter Hollandaise

2.50

Bacon

3

Crispy Pavé Potatoes

4.50

ADDITIONAL DIETARY INFORMATION

These are prepared to be gluten-free, but please note that foods containing wheat are prepared in our kitchens & cross-contamination may occur.